coach cark is a clutz

ok last year at gym class coach cark made nickki and I have looser cheerleading skirts because she says it looked to tight when it wasn't tight at all in fack it was big on me and nickki so coach cark made a new order of skirts for us and for the school assembly when we wore our new skirts they fell off only a few teachers were their the assembly started so then we coach cark we can't go out their it's to big on us can we have are old ones then she confessed the reason she even ordered it because when she was washing in the washer machine are skirts turn dark red she made us where those skirts with her husbands belts and those were huge and we fell into the school's goop of jello for the stunt that we were supose to do and we were humilated just because coach cark is a clutz